Half Birthdays

[sanada_g]

 Has anyone ever celebrated a half birthday? Atobe is convinced it's a real thing. 

Though I did enjoy my half birthday celebration. Atobe is quite the accomplished cook. We then enjoyed some private time to indulge in what I think people say as Netflix and chill. 


December is just around the corner. That means it's time to start thinking about the end of year cleaning and being careful about the flu. Don't forget to wash your hands and wear a mask if you think you're getting sick. 

Comments

[gtl_yukimura]

Congrats on the sex, Gen-chan.

[sanada_g]

Wait, what?!

[ever_yanagi]

Sekihan for dinner tonight.

[sanada_g]

Okay. Are we celebrating something?

[ever_yanagi]

Your first Netflix and Chill.

[sanada_g]

Apparently, we didn't chill like I thought we did. I should leave slang to Sasuke.

[ever_yanagi]

Do you want to talk about it? I won't tease, if you tell me not to.

[sanada_g]

There's nothing to tease. We just watched Netflix and relaxed on the couch together with Duke. We did not chill in the current slang way.

[ever_yanagi]

I understand. I still think we should catch up a little.

[sanada_g]

Alright.

[gtl_yukimura]

"Netflix and chill" is slang for having sex, so clearly, if you and Atobe "netflix and chilled" you had sex.

[sanada_g]

What?! Why?! Doesn't chill mean to relax?!

[gtl_yukimura]

Not in the slightest.

[sanada_g]

So it's a bad pun?

And I don't think accidental children is something Atobe and I need to be worried about.

[gtl_yukimura]

Did you only read the top definition?

Scroll down.

[sanada_g]

... I still don't get how it went from meaning relax to putting Netflix on and having sex. It's ridiculous.

[gtl_yukimura]

Ask Sasuke.

Or, better yet, ask your brother. He's Netflix and chilled a lot lately.

[sanada_g]

Ugh, Seiichi! No!

[gtl_yukimura]

I'm not wrong though.

[dokuhana]

It doesn't seem that unusual to celebrate a half birthday. Any excuse to get together and celebrate someone, right?

I'm glad Seiichi shed light on the Netflix and chill thing for you... but assuming you were being literal, that doesn't sound like such a bad way to spend an evening.

[sanada_g]

That seems to be what Atobe was implying.

Of course it was literal...

[crosswithyou]

Don't make it sound so strange, it isn't completely unheard of. I mean, in Wonderland, every day but your birthday is your unbirthday, which is definitely much more ridiculous.

I can't believe you Actually, I can believe It was a nice evening.

[sanada_g]

Unbirthdays?!

Very nice.